Bird calls chosen for publication are included exactly as they were submitted. Bird Calls 4/20 You guys made a story about if video games are art I agree but they are so much more they are inspirations to people its like a book that comes to life and you are able to interact with. Bird Calls 4/9 End the suffering that is the Monday AP videos, I get no moving, but must we suffer more. It's sad to think that the seniors are leaving soon. Its truly going to be sad and i might cry they all got so friendly to freshman since the beginning of the year and they are all just going to go their own separate ways now. Just thinking about when we are seniors and we leave you may never see these people again and we will start again making new friends forgetting the old but never the memories. Bird Calls 3/5 How does a basketball say goodbye to a friend... I've got to bounce where do skeletons keep their prisoners of war... In a RIB cage What did the mouse say to the rat... It's mice to meet you If people talk about you obviously your life is just better then theirs. When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth... [adviser edited for length!] I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation... [adviser edited for length!] A time comes in your life when you finally get it… [adviser edited for length!] Almost time for another really good (sarcasm) video in monday AP Can a matchbox no but a tincan Post the bird calls again Bird Calls 1/19 My jokes about cake are kind of... Crumby What did the tortilla say when he was directing a movie...That's a wrap [rim-shot] A skeleton was accused of murder. He was brought into the police station to be interrogated. The police man ask the skeleton a series of questions which the skeleton lied about all of them. So the police man said don't lye to me... I can see right Through you [Rim-Shot] What did the brain say to the heart... mind your own business The Puns were funny at first but no more pls. Jokes 4 Mr. Martens: When a third grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up." // A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a gin and tonic?" The bartender smiled wryly and replied, "For you, no charge." Bird Calls 12/8 No move monday is horrible and now to wage war on Mr.Martens for the chromebooks If we all donated one kidney, would we have enough money to purchase a heater for the school? I thought in 1492 Christopher Columbus got us a day off scewl. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind / I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. What did the blind man say after he was hit by a bus... I didn't see that coming. What is it called when a Conway Springs student commits a crime... A cardinal sin Veggie jokes are not funny anymore people just don't CARROT all about them. Some people even go as far as to say they are Rudeabaga. But I guess It's PARSLEY my fault because of all the bad puns I make. But I wouldn't go as far as to say that I'm the ROOT of the problem. I'm just trying to TURNip frowns upside down. Bird Calls 11/21 ChickenI wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap. They should turn the heater on... can I get a RT? Can we sell one TV to get a heater for the school. Puns are one of my favorite things to do. What did the molar say after he was caught in a lie. I'm not lying I;m telling the tooth. :) | Share what's on your mind with the form below! Please note: you must be logged in with a usd356.org e-mail address to use this feature, though this information is not collected. Bird calls will be updated approximately once every one or two weeks or as responses warrant. |
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