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Bird Calls 1/19
My jokes about cake are kind of... Crumby
What did the tortilla say when he was directing a movie...That's
a wrap [rim-shot]
A skeleton was accused of murder. He was brought into the
police station to be interrogated. The police man ask the
skeleton a series of questions which the skeleton lied about
all of them. So the police man said don't lye to me... I can
see right Through you [Rim-Shot]
What did the brain say to the heart... mind your own business
The Puns were funny at first but no more pls.
Jokes 4 Mr. Martens: When a third grader was asked to cite
Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in
motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers
call them to get up." // A neutron walked into a bar and
asked, "How much for a gin and tonic?" The bartender
smiled wryly and replied, "For you, no charge."

Bird Calls 12/8
No move monday is horrible and now to wage war on
Mr.Martens for the chromebooks
If we all donated one kidney, would we have enough money to
purchase a heater for the school?
I thought in 1492 Christopher Columbus got us a day off scewl.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I
changed my mind / I wondered why the baseball was
getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What did the blind man say after he was hit by a bus... I didn't
see that coming.
What is it called when a Conway Springs student commits a
crime... A cardinal sin
Veggie jokes are not funny anymore people just don't CARROT
all about them. Some people even go as far as to say they
are Rudeabaga. But I guess It's PARSLEY my fault
because of all the bad puns I make. But I wouldn't go as far
as to say that I'm the ROOT of the problem. I'm just trying to
TURNip frowns upside down.

Bird Calls 11/21
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a 
They should turn the heater on... can I get a RT?
Can we sell one TV to get a heater for the school.
Puns are one of my favorite things to do.
What did the molar say after he was caught in a lie. I'm not lying I;m telling the tooth. :)
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